The Seues

Bleh, was looking through archives and stuff, and thought I might want to post this.

A DnD monster, during a Monster creation thread. Most of the people who know me should have seen this before.

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The Seues is a fiend from down below,
Whom discord in battle it enjoys to sow.
Three spells it has, one unique.
Adventures or bards, it likes to seek;

Strike them down with its pen-shaped sword,
usually going for the party lord
or anyone else whom it finds looks smart,
for the Seues loves rhymes, from its heart.

Its aim in life is to hear good rhymes;
which it eats, one word a time.

First of its spells, to Fascinate
creatures he captures, up to eight.
This is needed to cast its curse,
The Seues has 10 in Perform(verse)

The Next is simple: a Suggestion spell;
which is usually used to make others unwell
or silence his voice, to enchance the power
of the third spell, from which great men cower:

The Rhymers Curse, two targets choose;
Will save 20 or they shall lose
normal actions for 1d8
following turns, unless he makes
each move rhyme with the last word he says,
Either that, or someone prays
for a wish or miracle to save the one
(or at least until his life is done.)

(for example now, If I shout "Rage!"
we must then proceed to strike the mage.)

All Seuesses wear a striped top-hat,
and look like a human crossed with a cat.
If given a poem or verse that's good,
It will ignore the party, enjoying its food.