Saturday, October 31, 2009


Look ma! I can toss words around like them weird juggly people in the circus!

Ma? MA! MAAAA!!!!

In today's news a woman was found dead when a hyperbole crushed her organs to death. Massive internal bleeding and cranial overload were cited as reasons for death.

The orphan is now at a school for disabled youths, learning the perils of over-using flowery language.

This News 3.14 tonight. I am David Craws- I mean David Steve. Have a nice day.

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